when nicki starts spittin’ bey look like such a proud mama. like dats my baby, come get some.
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
Where is she? Where can I find her? Can we be best friends?
I swear if I went to jail the conversation would be like
Police man: Okay you get one free call
Me: I can’t do that
Police man: And why’s that
Me: You took my cell phone
Police man: And?
Me: I don’t know anyone’s number
And that ladies and gentleman is why I can never go to jail